things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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