why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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