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i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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