We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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