Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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