you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Randomize
