Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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