Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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