check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We are all done wearing pants today
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
