You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I will be naked everywhere
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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