She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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