Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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