Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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