yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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