it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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