If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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