do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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