I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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