Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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