he puts the penis in happiness.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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