i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
