"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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