There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
did i walk over a car last night?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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