I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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