Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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