I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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