would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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