You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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