508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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