talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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