My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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