So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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