I think I won the penis lottery.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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