How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
