apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
And then he peed in my hair
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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