with your own penis?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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