Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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