D3 body, D1 cock
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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