Cold hands, warm shart.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I'm too high and old for this...
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