I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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