Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i out mim tonsoeep
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