Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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