Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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