Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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