Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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