just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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