too bad you live with your parents still
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's blow job season.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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