youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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