i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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