There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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