Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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