It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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