Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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