you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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