therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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