just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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